Two hands

The first hand is hilarious:

***** Hand History for Game 3866682907 *****
$600 NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, April 01, 14:57:58 ET 2006
Table Table 95415 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 2: tundra88 ( $136.14 )
Seat 4: skunkmasterc ( $1200.90 )
Seat 6: Tommys_Angel ( $925.80 )
Seat 5: me ( $521.85 )
Seat 3: Brucelee49 ( $133.06 )
tundra88 posts small blind [$3].
Brucelee49 posts big blind [$6].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to me [ Kd Qh ]
skunkmasterc calls [$6].
me raises [$25].
Tommys_Angel folds.
tundra88 calls [$22].
Brucelee49 calls [$19].
skunkmasterc folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4h, Ac, Jh ]
tundra88 checks.
Brucelee49 checks.
me checks.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Tc ]
tundra88 checks.
Brucelee49 checks.
me bets [$25].
tundra88 is all-In [$111.14]
Brucelee49 is all-In [$108.06]
me calls [$86.14].
** Dealing River ** [ 2s ]
me shows [ Kd, Qh ] a straight, ten to ace.
tundra88 shows [ Kh, Qc ] a straight, ten to ace.
Brucelee49 shows [ Qd, Ks ] a straight, ten to ace.
tundra88 wins $3.08 from side pot #1 with a straight, ten to ace.
me wins $3.08 from side pot #1 with a straight, ten to ace.
Brucelee49 wins $134.39 from the main pot with a straight, ten to ace.
tundra88 wins $134.40 from the main pot with a straight, ten to ace.
me wins $134.39 from the main pot with a straight, ten to ace.
me: LOL
me: HOLY LOLMOBILE

The following is only noteworthy because ...

***** Hand History for Game 3866818546 *****
$600 NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, April 01, 15:23:17 ET 2006
Table Reel Quiet (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 1: jamalt111 ( $624.50 )
Seat 5: Iwindk ( $609 )
Seat 6: liboypoker ( $1377.56 )
Seat 2: me ( $576 )
Seat 3: larf22 ( $517.55 )
larf22 posts small blind [$3].
Iwindk posts big blind [$6].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to me [ 3h 3s ]
liboypoker calls [$6].
jamalt111 raises [$27].
me calls [$27].
larf22 folds.
Iwindk folds.
liboypoker calls [$21].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5c, 3d, 9d ]
liboypoker checks.
jamalt111 bets [$88].
me raises [$200].
liboypoker folds.
jamalt111 calls [$112].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5s ]
jamalt111 is all-In [$397.50]
me is all-In [$349]
** Dealing River ** [ 7s ]
jamalt111 shows [ 7h, 7d ] a full house, Sevens full of fives.
me doesn't show [ 3h, 3s ] a full house, Threes full of fives.
jamalt111 wins $48.50 from side pot #1 with a full house, Sevens full of fives.
jamalt111 wins $1186 from the main pot with a full house, Sevens full of fives.
>You have options at Wild Thing (No DP) Table!.
liboypoker has left the table.

.. the immediate hand after I rebought and cold pushed AK preflop and got called by AA. I then had to stop playing.