Still on the road

BR: $49,425

It's been difficult to play poker -- for about a week since leaving LA I was on the road and without any games, and even in Austin now the wireless is flaky. Had a pretty good sessions today. Entertaining too :) Now, for a little bit of silliness. The events that follow are real; the names of the involved have been replaced with pseudonyms to protect their identities. These hands happened almost completely in succession.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 5 handed) converter

Hero ($769)
Innocent Bystander ($307)
IGotHammered ($1211.02)
ILikeToWhine ($586.30)
Innocent Bystander ($488.20)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7c, 7h. Hero posts a blind of $3.
IGotHammered calls $6, 2 folds, Hero (poster) completes, Innocent Bystander checks.
Flop: ($18) Td, 3c, 4s (3 players)
Hero checks, Innocent Bystander checks, IGotHammered checks.
Turn: ($18) 7d (3 players)
Hero bets $766 (All-in), Innocent Bystander folds, IGotHammered folds.
Final Pot: $784

No showdown. Hero wins $784.

hero: lol didn't meant to bet that
railbird: you must be a pro
hero: i thought this was pot limit
hero: who the ef r u
railbird: you're lucky this table is full
hero: look i made a mouse slip
hero: what is ur freaking problem
hero: I'D TAKE U TO SCHOOL PUNK



Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 6 handed) converter

Hero ($768.10)
Innocent Bystander ($393.80)
IGotHammered ($1180.77)
Innocent Bystander($659.30)
ILikeToWhine ($660.37)
Innocent Bystander ($362.20)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 4d, 6d. ILikeToWhine posts a blind of $3.
Hero raises to $15, 1 fold, IGotHammered calls $15, 1 fold, ILikeToWhine (poster) calls $12, Innocent Bystander calls $9.
Flop: ($60) 3d, 9d, 6s (4 players)
ILikeToWhine checks, Innocent Bystander checks, Hero bets $50, IGotHammered calls $50, ILikeToWhine folds, Innocent Bystander folds.
Turn: ($160) 8h (2 players)
Hero checks, IGotHammered bets $50, Hero calls $50.
River: ($260) 7d (2 players)
Hero bets $225, IGotHammered calls $225.
Final Pot: $710

Hero has 4d 6d (flush, nine high).
IGotHammered has 5s 7s (straight, nine high).
Outcome: Hero wins $710.

hero: i dun dropped the hamma
ILikeToWhine: u did not drop anything you got lucky with crap,,,,hardly dropping the hammer
hero: whachutalking bout IGotHammered
hero: my hand was awesome
IGotHammered: i wasn't even talking
IGotHammered: you can't play, and you can't read j/k



Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 6 handed) converter

Hero ($1130.10)
BB ($451.80)
IGotHammered ($834.77)
ILikeToWhine ($653.30)
Innocent Bystander ($645.37)
Innocent Bystander ($307.20)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Qh, Qd. Hero posts a blind of $3.
IGotHammered calls $6, ILikeToWhine calls $6, 1 fold, Innocent Bystander calls $6, Hero (poster) raises to $39, 1 fold, IGotHammered calls $36, ILikeToWhine folds, Innocent Bystander folds.
Flop: ($102) 5c, 3s, 7s (2 players)
Hero bets $125, IGotHammered calls $125.
Turn: ($352) Qc (2 players)

The play is interrupted by bursts of comments from the players
ILikeToWhine: no 4!

I decide its hamma time
Hero bets $766 (All-in),

The play is interrupted by more outbursts
Innocent Bystander: man..o man

IGotHammered folds.
Final Pot: $1118

No showdown. Hero wins $1118.

hero: THA HAMMA
hero: sorry its hard to see
hero: who is talking
hero: when i am multitabling
hero: too busy dropping hammas
hero: my apologies IGotHammered
hero: imma haf to bust ILikeToWhine
hero: to make up for my errs
IGotHammered: keep talking
IGotHammered: hopefully that hamma of your's won't back fire
ILikeToWhine: Your so cool. Bittchh



Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 5 handed) converter

Hero ($1313.10)
Innocent Bystander ($439.80)
IGotHammered ($667.77)
ILikeToWhine ($641.30)
Innocent Bystander ($312.30)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with As, Td. ILikeToWhine posts a blind of $3.
Hero raises to $12, 1 fold, IGotHammered calls $12, 1 fold, Innocent Bystander calls $6.
Flop: ($39) Ks, 2s, 8s (3 players)
Innocent Bystander checks, Hero bets $15, IGotHammered calls $15, Innocent Bystander calls $15.
Turn: ($84) 9c (3 players)
Innocent Bystander checks, Hero checks, IGotHammered bets $640.77 (All-in), Innocent Bystander folds, Hero folds.
Final Pot: $724.77

No showdown. IGotHammered wins $724.77.

hero: omg tha hamma!!!
Innocent Bystander: what is up with u and the hamma
hero: its when u drop hammers
Innocent Bystander: no shi t
IGotHammered: prob got it off some wrestler
hero: sorry the ghetto talk means its hamma



Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 6 handed) converter

Hero ($1286.10)
Innocent Bystander (????) ($439.80)
IGotHammered ($722.77)
ILikeToWhine ($638.30)
InnocentBystander ($645.37)
InnocentBystander ($285.30)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6d, 4h. InnocentBystander posts a blind of $3.
Innocent Bystander (????) calls $6, IGotHammered calls $6, 1 fold, InnocentBystander (poster) raises to $27, 2 folds, Innocent Bystander (????) raises $433.80 (All-in), InnocentBystander folds.

Final Pot: $481.8

No showdown. Innocent Bystander (????) wins $481.8.

fouryearold: OMG HAMMA
fouryearold: lawl this is awesome